Question #1: Do you like fluffy animals?
  a) Yeah... I think...
  b) Their fur gets everywhere!!!
  c) ERMAGHERD FLUFFY ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE
  d) Does a football count as fluffy?

Question #2: Do you like to sleep?
  a) My bed and I have a great relationship.... I think my alarm clock is jealous...
  b) What's sleep?
  c) I burnt my bed... I'm not crazy...
  d) NO!!!

Question #3: Are you allergic to cats?
  a) My face puffs up whenever I come near them
  b) No
  c) A little bit
  d) If I go near one, I could die

Question #4: In the movie "Cats and Dogs", which team was your favourite?
  a) The CATS!!!!
  b) The DOGS!!!!
  c) The TURTLES!!!!... wait, what?!
  d) I've never seen this movie

Question #5: What type of domestic animal do you prefer?
  a) Dog
  b) Bird
  c) Cat
  d) Turtle

Question #6: Are you vain/selfish/cat-like?
  a) I like to help other people
  b) I never look in mirrors
  c) No
  d) I am PURR-fect in every way!

Question #7: Do you like grumpy cat memes?
  a) Grumpy what now?
  b) I prefer penguins
  c) I LOVE GRUMPY CAT SOOOO MUCH!!!
  d) But he's so mean...

Question #8: Are you stupid/entertaining to watch?
  a) My cat loves watching me all day!
  b) HAHAHAHA...no
  c) I prefer to play chess
  d) I don't know, but I am beautiful!

Question #9: Do you feed your pets?
  a) What pets?
  b) My goldfish died from starvation
  c) I usually forget...
  d) All the time!

Question #10: Will you rate this 5 stars?
  a) YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  b) I drown kittens for fun
  c) I drown kittens for fun
  d) I drown kittens for fun